Bless him, he is a nice guy, always trying to make us laugh. He also said that our ideas are effected by our previous knowledge. In other words, we cannot come up with something unique unless we are geniuses. Which is exactly what we are because right there and then I (Emily lake) came up with a new, unique and totally awesome best seller idea for a new subject which I so bluntly called "CG-ology". The subject is well, about what it says. Its about CG. Now all of you might be wondering how "a" subject can be based on a person. In that case you are not aware (how much ever we want this to be) that CG is not "a" person, it is a type of person. Or if that doesn't satisfy you (and us) then this subject is about "our" CG
So this course will teach you how to smell* a CG from miles away, how to react appropriately if any encounter ever occurs( unlikely). The course will equip you with hints and tips of identifying a CG. For example dull colour clothes, late arrivals, super speeds e.t.c. This is a 1 year express course so we require fast paced individuals who are very passionate about uncovering CGs around them. The course will also include practical tests to judge your skill attainment level. Our open days are around the corner where you can observe us in a real life situation doing what we do best and what you will be able to do too after doing this express and awesome course **
This 1 year course will include the following modules which may last from few days to few weeks or even months ***
- How to identify a potential CGs
2. Important qualifying traits
Important traits that can strengthen your belief about certain person being a CG
3. Importance of hat
Although this is a part of the important traits of a CG but we believe that the hat ( if any ) plays an important initial part in bringing a potential CG to become the centre of attention ( how much ever they try to be otherwise!)
4. Possible bush take over
From our experience we have witnessed that CGs try to hide their CG-ness through excessive hair growth on their face. This can be a very deceiving skill.
5. Outfits
The clothes play a very important part in the whole CG experience. Our aim is to read between the lines when they are trying to keep a low profile
6. Super speed
One very significant trait of CGs are super speed to bring the illusion of " Now I am here, now I am not"
7. Social interactions
Having an interaction with a CG is highly unlikely for several reasons. Bu never the less one should have all the knowledge and skills if such an incident occurs
8. History of CG-ology
In this modules we will discuss the history of CGs. All that we have been able to identify and the importance of each one of them and most importantly the importance of the most important one
Other topics include
- mysterious natures
- odd behaviours
*Please refrain from actually smelling them, which might leads to other complications
** Don't try to imitate everything we do, this may also cause problems for you. (such aspects will not be included in the course, for important reasons)
*** In which case the course can last for more than 2 years.
We wish you success in your education
Course administrator
Emily Lake
Course lecturer
Lalita Lake
Course expert
Amanda Lake
Ham expert
Kathleen Lake
“Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.” David berry
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