Cute guy's competition dave the barbarian

So my fellow readers (if you exist somewhere on this over crowded planet).. I would like to add an entry of 'THE JACOB' of mandy's story...we all know that if there was no jacob, stefanie meyers story would have pretty much ended on twilight, so even though twilight sucks (or so i think)that sums up the importance of Jacob. However, i am proud to say that our CG (yes, we have suspected of him being Edward) has a competition. But all of you who know CG will also know what he probably thinks of us. i mean with all the 'GLOVE forgetting' *cough* and 'name asking as a part of a dare' *double cough*, you seriously can't blame the guy. So anyway for the curtain opening of our Jacob, lets call him Dave (no, he is not a part time wolf). there was this cartoon that used to come up on Disney channel called "Dave the barbarian" which i used to watch when i was young "ahem" and the guy's name was Dave and, oh sorry back to the story. so Dave is a so called friend of Mandy's.. well as Mandy says.. but what would you make of a guy who asks a girl to show him uxbridge (the most boring place in London probably).. they once got called 'the lovely couple' at nandos.. now we all know how that would sound..
Only recently I have uncovered that Mandy attended Dave's birthday which included only close friends well, only Mandy and some other girl. (may be Dave doesn't have any friends)..Mandy actually timed how long it takes Dave to eat, any normal person would find that creepy and would avoid Mandy at all costs.. but Dave dear found it rather cute..
what more proof do you need apart from endless texting.. and meetings and god knows what else.. But Amanda still denies any such news.. the heart wants what the heart wants.. in this case Edwardo.( this is a typo but sounds so much better) CG.. who don't even know how madly in love.. ahem enough said.. One can only hope...
I leave you to decide what lies beneath but until then, to that black magic called love,

' If you have love in your life, it can make up for great many things that you lack. If you don't have it then no matter what else there is, its never enough'

You call it madness but I call it love
Emily xx